Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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