Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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