I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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