Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
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Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
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He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Enjoy the penises
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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