I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
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That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
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I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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