Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I FOUND THE LEGS
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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