so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
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she told me i tasted like america
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
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They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
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