My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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