That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
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Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
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There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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