I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
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I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
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Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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