Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I just had sex on a roof
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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