Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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