..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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