My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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