We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
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I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
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Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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