The maid of honor just puked.
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
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Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
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My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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