I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
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you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
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Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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