No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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