i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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