If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
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Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
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I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I'm like, not good at living.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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