A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I'd cum for enchiladas.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
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