i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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