Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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