I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
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