West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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