so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
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They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
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Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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