remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
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We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
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After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Sex in the backyard? Check.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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