Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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