Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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