I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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