I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
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This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
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He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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