My brain says no but my pants say off.
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
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All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
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You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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