dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
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we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
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I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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