im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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