You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Are we in a gay sports bar?
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
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on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
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You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
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