How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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