That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
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i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
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I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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