I think I am morally bankrupt
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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