Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
In other news, I just burned my penis
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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