Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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