Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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