there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
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Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
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I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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