Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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