Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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