Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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