i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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