So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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