I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
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