turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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