My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
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dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
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What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
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