Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
How the fuck did you go into work today? You are a better man than I. I couldn't even show up to being unemployed on time.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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