Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
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