Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
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I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
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Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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