Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
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shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
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That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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