Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
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