i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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