I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
oh god the rape fog is back!
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
i've created a new STD.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
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