Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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