Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
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I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
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Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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